OH MY SWEET LORD A PARASITE WILL GAIN SENTIENCE AND BURST OUT OF YOUR STOMACH TODAY, PLUNGING YOUR CITY INTO A SHATTERING ABYSS OF DESPAIR THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN!!!!

Atheist's version:

FRIG! A PARASITE WILL GAIN SENTIENCE AND BURST OUT OF YOUR STOMACH TODAY, PLUNGING YOUR CITY INTO A SHATTERING ABYSS OF DESPAIR THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN!!!!