Fortune Crookies
Because real fortune cookies have gotten lame.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Your attempt to do something romantic for your significant other will backfire today when they turn out to be violently allergic to the flowers you get them. While they're in intensive care, they'll fall for the doctor and leave you.
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