Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The coffee you've been gulping in a desperate attempt to stay awake will finally burn a hole through your stomach lining, dooming you to a life of gruel and no caffeine. Good luck keeping your job.

2 comments:

  1. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  2. If that ever happens I am just committing suicide (or asking someone to "Kevorkian" me). I don't want to try to function in a world without caffeine.

    ReplyDelete