Thursday, April 7, 2011

After dedicating your life to the cause of protecting the endangered East African Rain Beetle, a new scientific paper will be published today showing that, not only is the Rain Beetle not an actual species, but that it is far more widespread than previously thought and in no danger of extinction. Your resume is a laughingstock.

4 comments:

  1. i can't help thinking of gondwanaland...

    my apologies.

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  2. That's ok. At least gondwanaland was an actual continent at one point...as opposed to, say, Central America :)

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  3. tee hee...i would have totally forgotten the CA incident if I hadn't specifically made a mental note to keep in my pocket for gondwana-related moments.

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