When trying to patch your pants in the park today, you'll accidentally sew your leg to your jeans. The resulting blood flow will so startle a passerby that they'll shoot you, fearing that you have Ebola and will infect the world.
Man, that Ebola thing will not leave you alone!
Thankfully, though I own multiple "travel sewing kits," I am unable to picture myself ever patching my pants in a park.
ReplyDeleteThough I 'preciate the alliteration.