Those extra hours you've been putting in a work lately will literally leave a mark on you today when your entire derriere turns into a festering bedsore, leaving a trail of pus wherever you go. Plus, you're salaried, you moron, so you won't be getting overtime pay.
Here is a present to you from me via haiku:
ReplyDeleteDaily crookies make
morbid curiosity
frighteningly poignant